My Inspirational thoughts…..

Eddie took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“It was great, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,” she said. “But I just can’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

“What do you mean?” Eddie asked, dumbfounded.

“Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it,” she explained. “And then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ Hel-llllo! It’s only 25 cents.”

What do you think guys? Do you ever wanna go out with such a dummiest girlfriend?

Kalau lelaki hensem pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, machonye
kalau lelaki x hensem pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi
betul…

kalau lelaki hensem berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman
nih…kesian..
kalau lelaki x hensem berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan cakap: muka dahla macam
penyangak,
perangai pulak
huduh…

kalau lelaki hensem menolong perempuan yg
kesusahan
Perempuan akan cakap: hero sejati…!
kalau lelaki x hemsem menolong perempuan
kesusahan
perempuan akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu…

kalau lelaki hensem dapat perempuan cun
Perempuan akan kata: ok gak la….
kalau Lelaki x hensem dapat perempuan cun
Perempuan akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh
perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki hensem ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul minah tu….
kalau lelaki x hensem ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata:…patut pun kena
reject…muka pun x selamat

kalau lelaki hensem penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya
halus…penuh
kasih sayang
kalau lelaki x hensem penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang
harus menyayangi…

kalau lelaki hensem bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: Entah datin mana bela
nih….
kalau lelaki x hensem bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: mussti anak orang
kaya…xpon bapak ayam

kalau lelaki hensem tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan cakap:mesti cover kemachoan tu
kalau lelaki x hensem tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan kata: sedar pun diri…

kalau lelaki hensem menuang air ke gelas
perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: caring sungguh….
kalau lelaki x hensem menuang air ke gelas
perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu….

kalau lelaki hensem bersedih hati
Perempuan akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u
happy forever
kalau lelaki x hensem bersedih hati
Permpuan akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!!
mengada2…tagih simpati le tu

kalau lelaki hensem masak
Perempuan akan kata: dah la hensem, pandai
masak
pulak tu…machonya
kalau lelaki x hensem masak
Perempuan akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau lelaki hensem main2 miss call
Perempuan akan kata: takpe…
kalau lelaki x hensem main2 miss call
Perempuan akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke..
sibuk ni tau..gelinye.

kalau lelaki hensemh antar2 SMS
Perempuan akan kata: sukenya….
kalau lealki x hensem hantar2 SMS
Perempuan akan cakap: balik2 SMS
dia…boring.taktik nak ngorat le tu. PASTU TUDUH
MAIN KAYU 3!(PERASAN)

APA KATA ANDA..???
selaku lelaki ensem@ x ensem??
selaku awek kepada balak ensem@xensem???
selaku pompuan yg perasan lawo???

WHEN A GUY SAYS HE MISSES YOU
Message:
Message: When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, "I’m fine," after a few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you’re the most beautiful thing
in
the
world

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s
chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without you
he’s with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever
missed
him or anything else

Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I’m fine," after a few
seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "I’ll love you forever,"
she means it.

When a girl says that she can’t live without
you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her
future.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than she misses you

—repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love
will call you

post this as "WHEN A GUY SAYS HE
MISSES
YOU"

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aLthOugh thEre wAs a ShIp caLLeD
tiTaNic….thE bEsT sHip iS
aLwAys…FRIENDSHIP…

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I’ve learned the hard way
To never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it’s not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because you know that’s weakness in your eyes
I’m forced to fake
A smile, a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can’t possibly break
When it wasn’t even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt

Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don’t know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I’m ashamed of my life because it’s empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Because of you
Because of you

If you’re mad at someone,
and nobody’s there to fix the
situation…
you fix it .
Maybe 2day,dat person still wants
to be

ur

fren..
And if u don’t,
2moro may be too late..

If you’re in love with someone,
but that person doesn’t know…
tell her/him.
Maybe 2day, dat person is also in
love with
you..
And if you don’t say it,
2moro may be too late..

If you remember a person that you
think has
forgotten you…
tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always
remembered
you.
And if you don’t tell her/him 2day,
2moro may be too late..

If you need a hug from a friend…
ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you
do.
And if you don’t ask for it 2day,
2moro may be too late..

If you hv frenz who you really
appreciate…
tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as
well..
If you don’t tell and they leave or
go far away,
2moro may be too late..

1.You don’t have to call them
every day,
just to let
them know you’re not
fighting …true
kan..

2.You don’t have an anniversary-
you just
sort
of "became" best friends. we dun
hav
one but we
know that

3.When someone calls your
girlfriend/boyfriend
your "partner" it makes you think
of
marriage.
When they call your best friend
your
partner, it’s
more like cops. feel so safe!

4.You never have to touch your
best
friend whe it’s
hot outside, but you can still
huddle
close when
it’s freezing. sooo true!

5.Your parents usually like your
best
friend. yup
yup!

6.Your best friend doesn’t care if
you get
fat, you’re
ugly, or if you get a bad haircut.
hehe..if
u mind,
than u r not mine

7.You don’t have to get jealous
of "girls
only" night
or "guys only" night — You’re part
of it!
yaahhh!!
rock on!

8.You can laugh at your best
friend with
no
consequences. hehe..

It all began one fine day when I was waiting for my friend outside my classroom. Suddenly, there was something that attracted my attention in the next block from where I was standing. When I turned my head, I saw this guy who just walked pass the corridor. Strangely, I never saw the guy before. I thought he was a new student but I was wrong. He was in the final year at that time when I was in form 2.

Starting from that moment, I felt different when I saw him. Everyday, I kept waiting for him to walk pass my classroom and when I didn’t see him, I felt so sad…;-( . I just knew that he was also an Astronomy Club’s member when he went camping and that was the first time I could look at him closely.

When he finished school, I wrote a letter to him and told him that I wanted to be his friend. After for about 2 months, I received a letter from him. He told me that he accepted my friendship. I was so happy and really excited. Then, our relationship began and I’m so glad to know such a wonderful guy like him.

Time went by but suddenly he never replied my letters anymore. He never sent me flowers. He never took me to restaurants. He never spoke of love. We met in parks. I don’t remember what he said, but I remember how he said it. Most of it was silence anyway.

It ended one day when I got a messsage from him saying that he wanted to meet me in a coffee house not far from my home. I was wondering why he suddenly wanted to meet me at an unsual place.

When I arrived, I saw him sitting in one corner with a smile on his face. I walked towards him and sat in front of him. He kept smiling until a waiter came to our table with a beautiful cake. I was shoked. It was only then I remembered it was my birthday. He sang a birthday song for me and gave me a wonderful bouquet of roses. Then, he expressed his feelings for me and wanted me to be the queen of his heart. I smiled and said that I was so happy and told him that I felt the same way. From that moment, we lived happy together and I’m so thankful to love someone and being loved by someone.

‘Love is not love until you say it to your loveone ‘

***You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful***

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don’t attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don’t beat yourself up when bad things happen to you…
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

When it comes to who’s in charge, it’s you.
Life is a kingdom, and you’re the grand ruler.
You don’t care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
http://www.blogthings.com/thethreedimensionluckandpowertest/