Test your mathematical skills….

February 11th, 2007 by litaxtreme

Ahmad miskin. Die takde duit.

Die nak beli baju yang berharga rm50.


Die pinjam kat kawan A rm25 dan die pinjam kat kawan B rm25


so die pegi la nak beli baju tu.


masa die pegi. die tgk baju tu sale. harga turun. baju tu skarang berharga rm45.


die bayar then die dapat baki rm5.


die bagi kawan A rm1 dan die bagi kawan B rm1.


die tinggal rm3.


die hutang kawan A rm24 dan die hutang kawan B rm24.


so die hutang rm48.


die ade rm3 skarang.


rm48+rm3= rm51

The difference between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

February 5th, 2007 by litaxtreme

Wife is like a TV.  Girlfriend is like handphone. 

At home watch TV.  Go out bring h/p. 

No money sell TV.  Got money change h/p. 

Sometime enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p. 

TV free for life but….
              h/p, if you don’t pay,
                              services will be terminated….!       


Husband = TV or H/P?

Be proud to be yourself

February 1st, 2007 by litaxtreme

Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.
It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important.
Only you know what is best for you.

Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart.
Cling to them as they would your life, for without them, life is
meaningless.

Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past
or for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your
life.

Don’t give up when you still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

Don’t be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect.
It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other.

Don’t be afraid to encounter risks.
It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love.
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Don’t dismiss your dreams.
To be without dreams is to be without hope.
To be without hope is to be without purpose.

Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you
have been but also where you are going.

Life is not a race but a journey to be savoured each step of the way.

Kdrama? I’m so addicted!

December 16th, 2006 by litaxtreme

I’m so addicted to Kdrama….I really love Korean drama. I think Kdrama better than Jdrama and Twdrama because of their stories are so interesting and their actors are really good in acting. Their expression on the face are so real and ‘cute’ and they really make the series interesting in their own ways. Among all kind of stories, I like romantic comedy stories. So, for those who have the same interest as me, feel free to leave comments and your opinion about Kdrama.

Recommended Kdramas:

GOONG a.k.a THE PALACE

MY GIRL

FULL HOUSE

MY NAME IS KIM SAM SOON

BAD FAMILY

WONDERFUL LIFE

My current obsession >> Kdrama : Goong a.k.a Palace

April 23rd, 2006 by litaxtreme

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Goong is adapted from the same titled manga by Park So Hee.

Due to a promise between the former king of Korea and an ordinary, strong-willed girl’s grandfather, our heroine finds herself betrothed to a seemingly cold-hearted prince of Korea. How can she marry a guy who she overheard him proposing to another girl! Both unwilling parties agree to the marriage, each with his and her own different motivations for the agreement to marry. Can love bloom under the strain of love rivals and political ambitions?

Director: Hwang In Roe
Date Airing: January 11th, 2006
Time Airing Wednesday and Thursday, 9.55 pm
Broadcasting Channel: MBC
Number of Episodes: 20 + 4 extras (Season 1) & a sequel, Winter 2006-2007 (Season 2).
Official Site:: http://www.imbc.com/broad/tv/drama/gung/index.html
Teaser Preview: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?s=&…dpost&p=1313531
Ratings: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?s=&…dpost&p=1280219
Cast Profiles: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?s=&…dpost&p=1334146
Episode Summaries: http://home.pacific.net.sg/~rebbie11/goongsummary.htm

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My

March 22nd, 2006 by litaxtreme

My scarf my respect,

My Musala my comfort,

My Quraan my guidance,

My Lord my armour and best friend,

My Prophet SAW my hero,

My family my support and love

My Dean my weapon,

My life but a soul waiting for Akhiraat..

                                                              - Pionah Mohamed -

Bila Pelajar aliran sains bercinta…..

March 20th, 2006 by litaxtreme

Di ambang sore nan hening.

Aku : Kasihku, ketumpatan cintaku padamu ialah
jisim hatiku di bahagi isipadu jantungku. Masihkah
kau tidak membuat sebarang anggapan??

Kau : Aku tidak percaya kepadamu kerana kau
ada kekasih baru untuk menjalankan tindak balas
penggantian ke atas diriku.

Aku : Kau jangan salah ertikan kecerunan garis
lurus hatiku ini, kerana aku dan dia masih lagi
unsur dan bukannya sebatian.

Kau : Tapi, aku berasa seperti kasihmu berkadar
songsang dengan
kesetiaan yg kuberikan.

Aku : Tapi, cintaku padamu adalah pemalar!

Kau : Aku masih belum mengerti lagi kerana
penyelesaian yang kau
berikan masih lagi belum sahih.

Aku : Tapi, aku mengamalkan hukum newton
ketiga di mana tindak
balas cintaku bersamaan dengan cinta yg kau
berikan.

Kau : Kau jangan bohong! Aku telah mengetahui
bahawa kau adalah
‘random’ yg mempunyai janji-janji manis yg
bergerak secara rawak.

Aku : Itu adalah fitnah yg telah tersebar melalui
proses
pencaran dan perolakan.

Kau : Tetapi, mengapa kau membuat tempoh
perkahwinan
kita mengalami rintangan?

Aku: Aku harus menggunakan perintang boleh
laras
untuk mengurangkan rintangan itu.

Kau: Adakah kita akan berpadu secara kimia?

Aku: Itu masih belum diketahui, tetapi hasilnya
nanti
dapat dilihat dengan menggunakan mikroskop
cahaya.

Kau: Aku khuatir kau akan bertemu dengan yg
lebih aktif dan
bertindak balas dengannya.

Aku: Nampaknya, kita sedang bercinta tiga segi
dan haruslah menggunakan
hukum-hukum penyelesaian segi tiga untuk
menyelesaikannya.

Kau: Tapi, aku telah memberi cintaku dalam
magnitud dan arahnya sekali.
Masihkah kau tidak percaye?

Aku: Ya, aku percaye. Tetapi aku mahu semua itu
dalam bentuk lazim.

Kau: Itu semua boleh diabaikan, yang aku mahu
ialah tempoh perkahwinan
kita harus mengalami pecutan yg seragam.

Aku: Kau harus bersabar, kerana sabar itu 0.5 dari
iman.

Kau: Tapi, imanku adalah infiniti!

Aku: Aku tidak fikir yang iman kau infiniti kerana
kau belum mendarabkannya
dengan 6×10′23.

Kau: Kau membuat kemarahanku meruap-ruap.
Nanti bila tekanan ku melebihi
tekanan udara, kau jugak yg susah kerana aku
akan mengalami hemolisis.

Aku: Aku sekarang bukan aku yg dulu lagi, aku
telah mengalami plasmolis.

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sangkakan kau intan, tetapi
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Tanda-tanda anda bayi 80-an

February 23rd, 2006 by litaxtreme

tanda-tanda anda bayi tahun 80-an:

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, He-man,
Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk, Woody
Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not
to
forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah
rendah?…hmm, mesti pegang cawan warna-warni

kan

. mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn classmates
semua kat sebelah…

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list
dentist
appointment. pastu bunyi gigi member kite kene
gerudi kat bilik sebelah. ada gigi yang berlubang,
kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt…program minum susu di skolah.
nak galakkan budak2 time tuh minum susu.
sekotak
30 sen jek beb…

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris
panjang warna kuning tu.
pukul tapak tangan…kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 30 sen jek
kat
kantin.

Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan - shopping complex yang
popular utk meluangkan masa dgn family. ni for
those yg dok KL laa

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut
skolah
Bata BM Turbo atau Pallas Jazz.
ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china
tu…ada yang suka stoking tebal laaa…

internet? email? mendalah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr. tiket
wayang
pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee ,
Kum
Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls yang
ada mainan kat dlm die, ‘telur’ keras warna
warni, ‘rokok’ chewing gum, KIKI Bubble Gum.
tak dilupakan, ‘Ti Kam’. bile dah abih exam, main
Monopoly la, Donkey la, Happy Family laa dlm
class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali. boleh
beli
aiskrim ngan apek kat luar skola tuh…

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan
keje
skolah, jom kita pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt
Rancangan Makanan Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar
awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan
Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa, rounders laa…

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban,
penutup botol, batang aiskrim, ‘Pepsi Cola one-two-
three’, ‘Police & thief’, kejar2 duduk…

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. yang
tube
aiskrim, ada byk2 color tu. kalau nak makan, kene
patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. hmmm..ni
pun
kita main dulu ni.
baling2 kapur laa.

hmm…budak2 kat university skarang, kebanyakan
nye lahir thn 1987/88, skarang digelar ‘remaja’.

bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu ‘We Are the
World, We Are the Children…’ dan lagu ‘Uptown
Girl’
yang diorg tau, yg Westlife nyanyi….bkn Billy Joel
nyanyi…

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni, dan
ade
satu je
Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu
filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk
sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun ‘Atari’ dgn ‘Game &
Watch’.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih…dan
diorg skarang tak reti nak switch on TV kalau xde
remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh
survive
dkt universiti tanpa handphone…

hmm…jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni,
dan
korg sure tersenyum. :)

2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite
dah
kawin. yang dah ada anak dua pun ada!

3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main
komputer, selamba je.

4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah
menengah guna handphone.

5. masa dulu main game keset..hehe..time tu yg
femes ‘contra’ , ‘mario’ …

6. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui
telefon lagi setiap hari.

7. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke
semasa,
seronok bile
bersembang pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar
yang
kite alami mase dulu time kecik2, nakal2 dulu…

8. last skali, bile dah bace email ni, korang akan
terpikir utk
forwardkan dkt member2 lame korg. Sure diorg
suke
punye la

I want to dedicate this post to Abg. Hafiz >> teringat mase zaman sekolah rendah dulu apis…mmgla sume tu btul..kenangan manis yg x dpt dilupakan!! not to mention to my late brother, Arwah Abg. Zack who grew up with both of us…may his soul rest in peace…Aminn….